About Rick H
Rick H emerged as the sole survivor of a brutal to-the-death sarcasm tournament held on a secret island in the Pacific Ocean. He then wandered the nation, taking odd jobs while swearing never again to use his sarcasm to kill. By the way, that worked out really well. Anyway, a lot of lives were changed for the better over the course of six seasons on ABC, years of reruns, and numerous guest appearances on Quincy and Fantasy Island.
Somewhere along the line, he acquired the green belt in smartassery at Keith’s Tae-Kwon-Do and Smartassery Academy. He keeps meaning to get the red belt, but that shit’s expensive to begin with and they really gouge you for the testing.
He is currently saving up for a full last name.
