Tagline Archive
August 2008:
The world’s most convincing cranky middle-aged guy simulator.
July 2008:
Are you there, Internet? It’s me, Rick.
June 2008:
April 2008:
Hey, the Pope is here! Everybody act normal.
The blog only two days away from retirement.
Comment if you want, but registering just makes me suspicious.
March 2008:
Lighten up, Francis.
Screw Ikea.
February 2008:
Note to self: put something clever here next time.
January 2008:
We hereby resolve to post even more crap during 2008.
We officially deny enhancing our blogging with controlled substances.
December 2007:
I kid because I love.
Please interpret all posts in the manner least offensive to you.
November 2007:
The blog with a wide stance.
Laughing with you, not at you. Unless of course you are famous.
October 2007:
See if you can guess which posts I wrote drunk.
Lighten up, Francis.
Unlike Shaft, we reserve the right to cop out when there’s danger all about.
Celebrating one year of telling you what you already knew anyway.
September 2007:
We’ve got legs, we know how to use them.
We love all 8 of our readers.
August 2007:
Now with Micro Channel!
Once a week is probably the sweet spot.
Where the smiles are free. And invisible.
Stay tuned for a very special episode of Ten Jack Ten.
July 2007:
Complaining is my business. And business is good.
Seven hits on Google so far, can world domination be far away?
June 2007:
Still waiting for the kids to fall asleep.
Eagerly awaiting a chance to sell out.
May 2007:
Renewed for the new fall season!
You’re not cool if you don’t read this blog.
Typed before a live studio audience.
April 2007:
Not in a joking mood.
The idea that Spuds McKenzie probably isn’t around anymore makes me sad.
Featuring Ann B. Davis as “Alice.”
Blogging absences of more than one week must be accompanied by a physician’s note.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your next TCP/IP packet is FREE.
March 2007:
How come everybody got free food in McDonaldland except for the Hamburglar?
More “no comments” than a Clinton-Lewinsky press conference.
February 2007:
I believe the word you’re looking for is “cranky.”
Providing quality information and opinion since, um, pretty soon now.
Purple Rain, Purple Rain.
If man is five, then the devil is six. And if the devil is six, then God is seven.
Keep moving, nothing to see here.
January 2007:
My Other Blog Is A Porsche
Some girls are bigger than others. Some girls’ mothers are bigger than other girls’ mothers.
Good thing nobody’s reading this.
Sanitized for your protection, ribbed for your pleasure.
December 2006:
Proud to be your third-favorite blog.
Where something happens every few days or so.
Now supporting the death penalty for people who cut in front of you and hit the brakes.
I promise, I’ll change the default theme soon.
November 2006:
50 posts without a Simpsons reference.
Information and opinion from the most trusted source of all — some guy on the Internet
September 2006:
Please be seated, a representative will be with you shortly.
